AISubs v3.7
Yoroto! Tettetoto! Gyozo! Toshimitsu! Yoroto!
The other day, I had a chance to take care of a kid.
- I took care of a kid. - You mean the one in the video?
- Yes, yes. - Oh, I see.
I took care of the kid and observed him up close.
I thought, "Oh, kids are like this."
I didn't know they'd behave like this.
But it wasn't a kid.
- Oh, it was different. - Yes.
- I thought it was a kid. - Actually...
- It was a white dog. - What?!
- Is that so? - I didn't want my parents to know about it.
- Thank you for coming. - I'm scared.
- You're scared, aren't you? - I'm scared.
- Toshimitsu and Tettet were going crazy. - I'm scared.
"No, no, no!" They said.
I saw their behavior in the comments.
- They said Shibayu's acting was real and scary. - Oh, I've seen it.
They said it was amazing.
I thought, "Even if adults imitate kids,"
they can still behave like kids.
But you guys said, "No, that's not true."
Kids are like kids,
and adults can see through kids' behavior.
I think you'd say that.
- What?! - What is that?
- You're predicting our behavior? - What is that?
- Please say it. - Huh?
Well...
The behavior of kids that adults predict
is only what adults predict,
and it's different from real kids!
What?!
If you say that, I'll make it into a quiz!
But I raised a kid, so...
- It's been 11... Huh? - It's been 11 months since I raised him.
- Oh, it's been 11 months. - Oh.
- I think you'd know. - I think you'd know.
- So I made a quiz. - Oh!
Is this a kid's crazy video
or an adult's kid's video?
- That's what it is. - Oh.
- In this world, there are cute videos of kids. - Yes, yes!
- Dogs! - Yes.
- I used that video the other day and reproduced it. - Huh?!
- There are three of them in total. - Yeah.
- Each question has three choices. - Yeah.
One of them is one I and Shibayu came up with.
- Yeah. - Two are true...
- Two are true and one is a lie. - Wow, really?
- I think this is pretty hard. - Really?!
- Because... - Because it's in there?
- It's in there, right? - I wonder if it's in there.
- But somewhere in the world like this, there's gotta be a kid like this. - I see.
- So it's pretty hard to find a fake kid in there. - I see.
- It's not weird if it's in there. - Yeah, it's not weird if it's in there.
- But it's something adults should think about. - Yeah.
- So please do look it up. - I see.
- Okay, let's go with the first one. - Okay!
- Whoa! - Ewww!
- Isn't it cute?! - Ewww, gross.
- Gross. - What is it?
- Okay, first question, number 01. - Okay.
- Go for it. - Okay.
(BANG)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- It's cute. It's cute. - Ahhh!
- I see. - I thought it was a prank.
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- This kind of excitement... - Yeah, yeah.
- It's amazing! - It's like a miracle happened and you're happy.
- I can imagine it. - It looks like it'll happen.
- Number 02. - Okay.
- Ewww! - Ewww!
- What is it? - Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- Ewww! - Ewww!
- Hahahahaha! - Ewww!
- Hahahahaha! - Ah!
- It's the American dad laughing. - Yeah!
- It's like a battle of the two. - Yeah.
- It sounds like it'll happen. - Yeah.
- Number 03. - Okay.
- Ewww! - Ewww!
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- Ewww! - Ewww!
- Oh! - Hahahahaha!
- What I can say is... - Hahahahaha!
- You can't erase it with your mouth, but you erase it with your hands.
- People around you are laughing, so you're happy and you're laughing.
- Ah... - Babies.
- No, I already know this one. - Oh, you know it?
- No, but... It's a baby.
- I wonder if it's there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think of it like a baby. - It's like a baby.
- Yeah, from babies to children.
- There are a lot of little children's problems. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But the children's acting was good.
- Yeah, it's good. - Yeah, it's good.
- It looks good. - Hahahahaha!
- Did you see our video? - I saw it, I saw it.
- The acting was really good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's right. That's exactly what I said. - You really wanted to say it?
- Hahahahaha! - So you're a selfish, selfish baby.
- I'm a baby, so what's the answer? - I don't like it.
- Have you decided? - Yes! - Yes!
- Then let's say it together. - Yes! - Yes!
- One, two... - Three! - Two!
- Huh? - Why? - Three, three...
- I don't know if I can get that kind of power. - Yeah?
- It's pretty pure. - I see.
- It's fun to think about it with an adult's power. - Yeah.
- No. 2 is facing up and ice entering, I think there is such a thing.
- Yeah, that's right. - The rest is fair and square.
- I don't think I've ever thrown ice like that. - Yeah, me too.
- It's too difficult for me to go up and face up and stop by chance. - Yeah, it's too miraculous.
- I can't laugh like an adult. - When ice enters, I'll be like, "Whoa!"
- "Watch out, watch out!" - I'll be like, "Whoa!"
- I can't see it. - Wow, it happens all the time.
- I'll announce the correct answer. - Yes!
- The adult's video is...
- Number 2! - Yes! - Alright!
- Well, well, well, well. - Yes, baby, you're close to a punishment game.
- Is there a baby punishment game? - Babies for a week.
- I can't say it to anyone, so I'll say it to everyone in the end. It's easy.
- Well, I don't think you can face up, baby. How about you?
- I can do this kind of movement, but I don't think I can face up and throw it.
- I think I can do it one by one, but I don't know what I can't do.
- The combination is a little amazing. - Yeah, it's a little too mature.
- It's too miraculous, that one.
- So, number 2. - Yes!
- Number 2 and 1, here they are!
- Number 2! Number 2! Number 2!
- Eh! Eh!
- Number 2!
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- What, what, what, what? - I was worried about you, but...
- It's like you're showing off. - Oh, you didn't have anything.
- This is hard! This is hard!
- You're growing up so much you can move. - You're growing up so much you can move.
- If not... - If not...
- You're painting your ears. - You're painting your ears.
- Your cheek. - My cheek.
- Are you reflecting? - I'm reflecting.
You're applying Nivea on your forehead and moisturizing it.
Nivea on my forehead...
- Part 3. - Yes.
Here it is.
- It's so small. - It's so small.
- Huh? - Huh?
- What's that? A shadow? - Yeah.
- Right? It's a shadow. - Oh, it's a shadow.
It's running away from the shadow.
- It saw the shadow for the first time... - Yeah.
Huh?!
Nooo!
No!
Nooo!
Huh...
Is that even possible?
Oh, man... Is this it?
- Is this it? - This is so hard!
Will the shadow be surprised?
- Can you see it? - It's fine, right?
- Okay, on three, please. - Okay.
One, two...
- One! - One!
What?!
- What's up with this? - I don't know.
- It's like... - What?!
- I think it's one. - Why?
Well, painting two pairs of shoes is...
Kids don't know how important it is.
- You paint it or take out a lot of tissues. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's like that. - Yeah.
So, one or three, which one is it?
I think it's number one in water.
Number one was uselessly long.
There wasn't a base.
- Yeah. - I took it out and it was like that.
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're thinking about a lot of things. - Yeah, about water.
- What is it? - I don't know.
I think you're looking at it and it's obviously wrong.
You've been crazy lately. You're too different.
I'm not crazy lately.
If you didn't fall in that area for two years, I'll hold you up.
I'll give you the correct answer.
The video we made is...
No. 1.
How do you know?
You've said it before, haven't you?
I know how a child feels.
As expected of my father.
I'm going to cry after I score a goal.
I'm going to cry if I get that shock.
I wouldn't know if I was crying about it.
I didn't know.
I know how you feel.
I know how you make videos.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm frustrated.
I don't know either.
You'd better not.
You don't know anything.
You're losing confidence.
I'm losing confidence.
I didn't get anything yesterday.
I wonder if it's different from people.
It's different.
I'm worried about it.
I'm depressed.
We'll review it again.
It's a one-time chance.
It's too funny.
I've been laughing like a child.
That punishment game was funny.
Please don't make up things.
Can I do it with the latest one only?
What?
If it's a one-time chance,
If you're wrong,
He's a child.
If you're right,
He's a child.
Let's weigh the look of the five-colored horse.
It's a light blue raincoat.
It's a raincoat.
I'm also funny.
It's boring.
Is it a raincoat?
If it's a five-colored horse,
He's an assistant.
Let's go get it.
It's a one-time chance.
What's going on!?
Abe-san, what's going on!?
What's going on!?
He's coming out of his closet.
He's a pervert.
That's funny.
Number 2.
What's going on!?
What's wrong!?
You didn't do anything.
What's wrong!?
What is going on!?
What's wrong!?
That's great!
You didn't do anything.
That's terrible!
I thought I was going to die.
It's a scary video.
My nose was stuck.
The baby was really angry.
Number 03.
Yusaku!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Wow!
It's difficult!
The latest problem is difficult!
You know everything!
You guys are funny.
Wait a minute.
It's difficult.
I'm getting tired of it.
You're tired of it.
I have to remove only one person.
This time, there is also a peaceful pattern.
It's difficult!
Good luck!
Let's have you answer.
What is the video we made?
Three, two, one!
Wow!
How is it?
The number of people has decreased.
If number one is correct, the number of people has decreased.
I thought it was number one or three.
Is there a parent's nervous system that wants to take a video of number one?
It's dangerous.
There is no baby that can climb a bench.
What should I do? I'm out of water, but I won't take a video.
That situation is too safe for adults.
I think so, too.
But?
I don't know.
If it's number one, the number of people has decreased.
If number one is correct, the number of people has decreased.
If number three is correct, the number of people has decreased.
I will announce the correct answer.
The video we made is...
Number three!
Damn it!
I'm sick of it.
The correct answer is number three.
You got it right at the end.
Is there a parent's nervous system that wants to take a video of number one?
I wanted to see a parent's nervous system.
I hate video games.
But when I played video games, I got really excited.
I'm not expected to be excited.
That's right.
I can't get excited.
I was prepared for it.
You said you wanted to go on a peaceful road.
It's rare for me to go on a peaceful road.
I was completely me.
It's hard for a child's mind.
You've been struggling.
It's really hard.
I think I'll stop it right away.
I don't think I have the power to watch it until then.
It's calm.
I'm sure you'll get used to it with a lot of happening.
Is that so?
It was a fun video.
It was fun.
We were in peace.
goodbye.